WTF Would You Do With 5 Pounds of Powdered Cheese?

When you factor in that you only need three ounces of the sweet orange gold to make a legit bowl of easy mac, this Five-Pound Bag of Kraft Cheese Powder is a total godsend. That's eighty ounces of cheese. Twenty-six servings. That's almost an entire month of dinner in one bag — provided you don't go too overboard. We can't help but wonder, though... what else could you do with a five-pound bag of powdered cheese? 


The first thing we'd do would be a shot-by-shot remake of the famous cocaine scene from Scarface. Heck, maybe we'd do a few lines. Or maybe just a tiny bump? Hey, a little orange booger sugar up the nose never killed anybody. Wait — has it? 

After that, we'd fill up a tub full of warm water and take the most satisfying bath on earth. It's only weird if you make it weird, bro. 

Finally? Well, we'd probably make a nice dinner... because nothing beats a warm and gooey bowl of macaroni and cheese. That's America right there. The possibilities are, both, literally and figuratively endless.


If you decide what to do with your five-pound bag of Kraft cheese, tweet Jeremy Glass at @CandyandPizza and await a reply.