The Bombproof Wine Case

There was once a golden age of air travel when not every drop of liquid had to be siphoned into clear, 3.4-ounce containers. And when dinosaurs roamed the earth. Nowadays, if you want your wine to go airborne with you, you'll have to check into the hands of a bunch of dudes trying to see how far they can throw a suitcase. Providing a veritable fortress for your vino, WineCruzer aims to keep that Burgundy in one piece.

Constructed with a closed-cell foam interior that regulates temperature, the impact-resistant WineCruzer even prevents vibrations from damaging the glass. And if damage isn't the main concern, each case also comes equipped with reinforced padlocks that ward off any sticky fingers at the airport.

Depending on just how much booze you need to ship, WineCruzer comes in 10 different models, with the largest accommodating up to 24 bottles, which is about a day's worth for Gerard Depardieu.

Starting at $155, they're not exactly cheap, but the company offers a lifetime guarantee on their goods. If it breaks 10 years from now, they'll still replace it. Hey, it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta protect your pricy Pinot.


Ali Drucker is a staff writer for Supercompressor. She's an ABC wine drinker: anything but Chardonnay. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.