With a blend of ingredients specifically designed to prompt your animalistic desires, Sexcereal is Captain Crunch on Viagra. Ingredients like Goji berry and wheat germ delivers your day's worth of iron, fiber, and energy, while the aphrodisiacal qualities of Maca boosts your sexual desire. 

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Sexcereal comes in two different blends for men and women and is the tastiest way to book a first-class trip to Bone City. Totally legit way to start off your morning. Please note that prophylactics are sold separately. 



The only thing Jeremy Glass likes more than writing is the physical act of love between two humans. If someone could contact him via Twitter and explain what the female anatomy looks like, he'd be more than happy to reward you with a gentle hug.

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