Beer Bottles for Babies Actually Exist

By Ali Drucker

Published on 2/27/2015 at 8:00 AM

You know what’s always funny? Drunk babies. No? Oh. Well that must have slipped by the folks behind Chill Baby Li’l Lager. Yes, someone actually made a beer baby bottle and would like you to purchase it for $12. Let’s raise a cold one to you, parent of the year.

With a food-grade silicone nipple, Li’l Lager holds 10 ounces of whatever’s least likely to get you arrested. Naturally, you are now a shoo-in for PTA president.

Cheers.


Ali Drucker is a staff writer for Supercompressor. We're all doomed. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.