Weed-Flavored Condoms

New business venture from Seth Rogen or the best means of birth control since Crocs? Cannadom condoms taste and smell just like weed — plus they're colored green to further emphasize your d*ck's positive views on marijuana. You can throw these in your arsenal of weed-based things that won't get you high until the world legalizes it.

Best part, though? The puns.

Weed condoms: "Toke while ya poke!"
Weed condoms: "She can smoke some weed while she smokes your pole!"
Weed condoms: "A little bud for your little bud!"
Weed condoms: "So she can puff your joint!"
Weed condoms: "Make your weiner greener!"
Weed condoms: "Roll a fatty on your fatty!"
Weed condoms: "Put some Cheech on your Chong!"
Weed condoms: "Turn your boner into a stoner!"

Due to his obsession with Minor Threat in high school, Jeremy Glass didn't do drugs for a long time and only tried pot when a friend asked him really nicely in college.The first time he got high, he wrote down how he felt. Check it out here.