Bacon-Flavored Coffee Is How You Should Start Every Morning

Do you like bacon? Do you like breakfast? Do you like hot, unfiltered satisfaction at the crack of dawn? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then you're going to like Bewdly's Maple Bacon Deluxe Smoked Coffee.

You hear that? That's the sound of everybody's mouth on earth salivating at once. As purveyors of such caffeinated Frankenstein-like hybrids as Vanilla Bourbon Smoked Coffee, Bewdly prides itself in infusing strange, bold flavors into its beans.

The perfect amalgamation of flavors is achieved through a special maple-bacon slurry that's poured on coffee beans and slow-roasted to perfection.

Each batch is shipped within 24 hours of being roasted to ensure maximum freshness. You can legitimately smell the bacon sizzling throughout the air without even opening the bag—so plan accordingly if you have handsy desk-mates.


Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and is actually quite handsy himself.