Here Are 9 Excruciating Stock Photos of Adults Smoking Weed

I don't know what kind of people the fat-cats at those big stock photo agencies think smoke marijuana, but they definitely aren't the ones depicted in these photos. Even if they are, the manner in which they're doing so is very unsettling—like a boy flying a kite at night. Try your best to enjoy these, though they'll almost certainly be more entertaining if you're under the influence of, um, anything. 

h/t: Reddit 

When older adults gather around to smoke marijuana, they always watch Bones and put Cheetos in a nice bowl so everyone can share. 

"Dear diary, this morning hubby and I sat in bed until noon and smoked the dankest nugs we've ever smoked." 

Know what's even better than playing Jenga stoned? Picking your son up from soccer practice and telling him how proud you are of him.

"Earl is a pianist." 

*uncontrollable laughter*

To feel the burn of yoga, one must feel the burn of a masterfully-rolled jay. 

"I'm thankful for my close friends, my loving wife, and this sticky ounce of Acapulco red." 

"These peppers smell amazing, Glen."
"What's a pepper?"

"Toasters are like tanning beds for bread." 

"Oh, thank you! I just asked the guy to find me the most phallic pipe out there and he came out with this beauty."

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and isn't a cop or anything, but who's your favorite neighborhood drug dealer?