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Posted on 4/15/14

1. You’ll never get laid again.

2. You’ll never get laid again.

3. You’ll never get laid again.

4. You’ll never EVER get laid again.

5. Seriously, your sex life is over.

6. Done.

7. Stick a fork in it.

8. You are now more celibate than a celibate monk.

9. Not only are you gonna not get laid, but you’re gonna have to charge it all the time.

10. You will be physically beaten if you wear it to the mens room at your local bar.

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