The most fun you can legally have on two wheels

And you don't even need a motorcycle license to ride it. Your regular ol' driver's one will do. It's hands down the most hilariously awesome time you can have on two wheels. It's called the GROM, which stands fo — who cares what it stands for, this thing is amazing. It's only got a single cylinder, and can't do much more than 50 mph, but it's got all the same kit as its older brother, the CB1000R, with none of the price tag: this badboy comes in at around $3,000.

Oh by the way, it gets like 80 miles to the gallon, so when your lady gawks just tell her you've gone green. Chicks love green dudes.

One problem: you're gonna need a bigger christmas tree this year.