A home safe built for billionaires

Laughing in the face of that fireproof file safe you picked up at Office Max, The Fortress by Döttling is the self-proclaimed "safest luxury safe in the world," complete with a tufted calfskin exterior, Spanish cedar humidor, eight watch winders, and insurance that'll cover up to $1,000,000, or as much as the average person who'll buy this thing probably makes in about 45 minutes.

Standing a little over four feet high, the limited edition three-door vault is waterproof and fireproof up to nearly 2,000 degrees fahrenheit, with 2.75-inch steel walls protecting everything inside, which includes a special suede-lined jewelry drawer for all the precious midlife crisis man-earrings you'd expect a man with a $155,000 safe to own. Of course for added protection, it will connect to an existing security system, and even has an optional silent alarm feature.


Joe McGauley is a senior editor for Supercompressor where he heads up Home coverage and red hair-having.