This Is The Nintendo Cartridge Cutting Board Your Kitchen Needs

Proof it's possible to flaunt your OG gamer cred as a grown-ass man without looking like a total dork, these NES cartridge-shaped wooden cutting boards bring a subtle (and functional) amount of nerd directly into your decidedly un-nerdy kitchen.

Available in walnut, maple, cherry, or mahogany, each one measures 9"x10", and comes complete with that iconic strip of grooves, which unlike the plastic ones that inspired them, actually serve a purpose as juice drainers. Plus, if you already own the Power Glove Oven Mitt, this is a no-brainer.