The $800 gold LEGO minifigure

There are LEGO fans, and then there are LEGO fans who are willing to shell out upwards of a G for a single super-rare minifigure. And should you find yourself in the latter camp, you'll probably want to get your hands on the incredibly hard-to-find not-actually-gold-at-all Mr. Gold, which is up for grabs on Amazon right now for a cool $769.99. A steal!

With only 5,000 ever produced — and randomly distributed in baseball card-esque 10 Series LEGO toy packs — he comes rocking a three-piece suit, monocle, top hat, and even a diamond-topped staff to hold in his white-gloved hands. Everything is awesome.

Joe McGauley is a senior editor for Supercompressor where he heads up Home coverage and red hair-having.