Face-Slimming Masks For Men

Editor's Note: Welcome to the inaugural edition of This Week In Japan, where we'll regularly feature the best of the best from the whack jobs in the Land of the Rising Sun.

Looking to slim down your ham hock of a head, but aren't quite ready to go under the knife? Well here's just the thing for you: the Germanium Kogau Sauna Mask, a terrifying Shredder-like noggin wrap that uses the dubious power of muscle tension and sweat to slowly tighten and shrink your face's appearance.

For best results, it's advised you wash your face and apply your moisturizers and face creams of choice before fastening this to your head via a set of behind-the-ear Velcro straps. For even better results, though, maybe spend the $60 on therapy?

Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. He wonders how the TMNT would react to someone wearing this thing.